Saliva Spray Yawn,
Soggy Pages, I'm so tired.
I'll sleep come the dawn.


My eyes raisin up
Before submitting to dead
homework assignments.

I will never sleep!
Slouching here-tongue hanging out
Yawn, spit, wipe, smear, gleek.



these lousy excuses for insightful haikus are about yawns, and how sometimes when you yawn, hundreds of tiny spit droplets eject themselves out onto the boring thin pages of textbook that always seem to be in front of you when you spit-yawn. You know what I'm talking about, don't hide it!